If you were paying close attention, you may have been able to figure out that this was a joke. Here's a list of hints from the post:
- "41-date tour": 41=4/1=April 1
- We're Too Old Tour: Big hint.
- "Is This Really Happening?" album: Bigger hint.
- Sciocchi (the last name of our quoted expert) means "Fools" in Italian.
- "You Wish" single: You do wish, don't you?
- Springfield Stadium is not a real place but rather the fictional stadium of the fictional Springfield Isotopes in The Simpsons.
- June 31 is not a real date.