This week, Batman will make his triumphant return as a kid from Bahston; 'NSync is messing with us; and Allen Iverson is ready to retire.
Ben Affleck is Batman
The internet has lots of opinions, and the no one can decide if Ben Affleck as Batman is the best or worst decision DC has made for its upcoming "Superman" sequel. All we know is we have a lot of feelings. Some are arguing that Ben Affleck as Batman is a horrible, awful, rotten, no-good choice — likely in part because Ben Affleck is known as a less-than-fantastic actor. On other parts of the internet, however, some are saying Ben as Batman is actually an excellent choice. He likes comics, he recently did well critically with "Argo," and similar hoopla surrounded Heath Ledger when he was cast as The Joker, which turned out to be one of the most well-acted roles of all time. So the jury's out, but it's still fun to fight about it. Let's keep in mind that Ben Affleck was in "Daredevil"... and we all know how that ended up.
I hope y'all like pop stars, Oprah, and boy bands, because that's where this post is going. You're welcome!
This week, everyone was up in arms about everything. Beyonce cut her hair! A fake documentary was aired on the Discovery Channel! And an Amazon.com package was stolen! Commence freak-outs!
Beyonce's Pixie Cut
Beyonce cut her hair and, with the explosive reactions, you'd have thought the world stopped spinning or something. I say this as a huge Beyonce fan: everything will be okay! It's just hair! #Beyonce was trending all day long yesterday as people weighed in on whether they loved it or hated it and tweeted all about how Beyonce was obviously copying Miley Cyrus. (I, for one, have never seen short, blond hair on a woman prior to Miley Cyrus. Nope, it's never been done before.) But what most were wondering is: why did Beyonce do it? I can think of a few reasons: she's an adult; why not; everyone's talking about it; or she never wants her hair to get caught in a fan again.
The Royal Baby! A super-cute animal! Beyonce and her long, luxurious locks! That's what people were talking about this week.
It's official: Prince George is here! It's no secret that EVERYONE (no, seriously, everyone) has at least heard about the Royal Baby. We've all been talking about it, speculating, wondering when Kate will go into labor, if it'll be a boy or a girl, what the name will be. Finally, that's all over, and the little Prince of Cambridge is here in all his glory. George Alexander Louis was born July 22, weighing in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces... and he's already got a populated Wikipedia page. What I want to know is this: how on Earth did Kate look so lovely after having a baby? Her hair is just as majestic as ever. Sigh.