I hope y'all like pop stars, Oprah, and boy bands, because that's where this post is going. You're welcome!
This week, everyone was up in arms about everything. Beyonce cut her hair! A fake documentary was aired on the Discovery Channel! And an Amazon.com package was stolen! Commence freak-outs!
Beyonce's Pixie Cut
Beyonce cut her hair and, with the explosive reactions, you'd have thought the world stopped spinning or something. I say this as a huge Beyonce fan: everything will be okay! It's just hair! #Beyonce was trending all day long yesterday as people weighed in on whether they loved it or hated it and tweeted all about how Beyonce was obviously copying Miley Cyrus. (I, for one, have never seen short, blond hair on a woman prior to Miley Cyrus. Nope, it's never been done before.) But what most were wondering is: why did Beyonce do it? I can think of a few reasons: she's an adult; why not; everyone's talking about it; or she never wants her hair to get caught in a fan again.
The Royal Baby! A super-cute animal! Beyonce and her long, luxurious locks! That's what people were talking about this week.
It's official: Prince George is here! It's no secret that EVERYONE (no, seriously, everyone) has at least heard about the Royal Baby. We've all been talking about it, speculating, wondering when Kate will go into labor, if it'll be a boy or a girl, what the name will be. Finally, that's all over, and the little Prince of Cambridge is here in all his glory. George Alexander Louis was born July 22, weighing in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces... and he's already got a populated Wikipedia page. What I want to know is this: how on Earth did Kate look so lovely after having a baby? Her hair is just as majestic as ever. Sigh.
This week, people are talking about the "Best Song Ever," a "Full House" semi-reunion, and Kristen Wiig as Michael Jordan.
1D's "Best Song Ever"
Earlier this week, Directioners were super excited when One Direction's new single, "Best Song Ever," leaked a few days early. The song was set to come on July 22, and the band was even releasing daily video teasers culminating in a countdown until the song's release. With only five days to go, the song leaked online July 17. To be fair, the band had been teasing the song since they released the trailer for their 3D movie, "This Is Us," back in June. I doubt this will hurt sales even a little bit.