17 funny yet possibly effective pickup lines

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Way back in the beginnings of this blog, we asked our readers to come up with posts that they would like to see on our blog, but there’s been so much going on that we haven’t gotten to use most of them. So for this week, I decided to dig back into the archives and use one of the suggestions: great pickup lines. Here are my favorites:

  • “Are you a speeding ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
  • “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.”
  • “Are you tired, baby? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
  • “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven?”
  • “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”
  • “I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
  • “Can I borrow your phone? I want to call your mom and thank her.”
  • “When I was a kid, the blue crayola was always my favorite, didn’t really know why. But now I understand when I look into your eyes.”
  • “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
  • “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.”
  • “Hey, didn’t we go to different high schools together?”
  • “This may be a bit forward but…why aren’t we married?”
  • “Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?”
  • “Your dad must be a thief, because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.”
  • “Is your dad a locksmith? Because you have the keys to my heart.”

Can you come up with any more (clean) pickup lines? Have you ever used any of these? And did they work? Tell us in the comments!


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Thundrrspencer said...

Ive totaly used the fell from heaven one but this one works better

Do you need a docter because your looking hot today

I had much better luck with that one

June 19, 2013 at 10:53 PM

Joe said...

Me: "Why's your phone broken?"
Girl: "what do you mean?"
Me: "well, my number's not in it..."

Actually worked!

September 17, 2013 at 10:35 PM

Daniel Sheppard
Daniel Sheppard said...

Another good one is "Do you have a bandaid? I just fell for you. "
Or "You have something on your face. Wait never mind you cant scrape off beautiful" This one has actually worked.

March 22, 2014 at 4:01 PM

Lily said...

My friend told me this the other day
You: Can I follow you home?
He/she: why?
You: My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
If he hadnt been dating it totally would have worked!!

May 17, 2014 at 3:47 PM

Mitch said...

Lol. These are great Smile Personally, I'd never use a pick up line in real life. I'm not smooth enough. It would probably be funny for anyone watching though. Here are some more funny pick up lines http://www.lolriot.com/funny-pick-up-lines/

May 21, 2014 at 12:11 AM

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